Beverage Making T-Shirts

"If they gave us lemons, you'd make lemonade, but I'd make limoncello."

"This place has the best happy hour."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'No ice.'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

The Alpha Seltzer

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Beer Stall

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Shaken not stirred

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Balancing two espresso martinis

You've Had Enough!

You said you wanted beer with hops !