Eternity Gifts

"But this is eternity...you've got to have a hobby!"

"I've got a feeling it's going to be one of those centuries."

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Surgery up here is free!"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

'This is way better than a litter box.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'