Eternity Gifts

Looking for a gift that symbolizes forever? Our collection for eternity celebrates enduring love, lifelong friendships, and the everlasting bonds that define us. Find witty, heartfelt items perfect for marking moments that last a lifetime.

All Products Prints T-Shirts Mugs Pillows

"But this is eternity...you've got to have a hobby!"

"But this is eternity...you've got to have a hobby!" mockup

"But this is eternity...you've got to have a hobby!"

from $19.00

"I've got a feeling it's going to be one of those centuries."

"I've got a feeling it's going to be one of those centuries." mockup

"I've got a feeling it's going to be one of those centuries."

from $19.00

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!" mockup

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

from $19.00

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

from $19.00

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?' mockup

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

from $19.00

"Surgery up here is free!"

from $19.00

"I thought there would be bacon here." mockup

"I thought there would be bacon here."

from $19.00

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...' mockup

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

from $19.00

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

from $19.00

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox." mockup

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

from $19.00

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far." mockup

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

from $19.00

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.' mockup

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

from $19.00

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.' mockup

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

from $19.00

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.' mockup

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

from $19.00

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?' mockup

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

from $19.00

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue." mockup

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

from $19.00

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump." mockup

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

from $19.00

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'." mockup

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

from $19.00

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

from $19.00