Eternal Youth Fan Mugs

Start their day with a splash of whimsy! Our mugs for eternal youth fans feature playful designs and witty quotes that keep their youthful spirit brewing every morning.

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Four Stages of Boyhood

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Do you think I'm sixty?

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'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.' mockup

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

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"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!" mockup

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

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Elderly People

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"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!" mockup

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

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Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger. mockup

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

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"Well, Dr. Garcia said he's doing all he can, but he can't make me any younger. But I don't care about getting younger. I just want to keep getting older."

"Well, Dr. Garcia said he's doing all he can, but he can't make me any younger. But I don't care about getting younger. I just want to keep getting older." mockup

"Well, Dr. Garcia said he's doing all he can, but he can't make me any younger. But I don't care about getting younger. I just want to keep getting older."

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The Grim Rapper

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"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!" mockup

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

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God sends a text message: 'OMME!' mockup

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

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'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.' mockup

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

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"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm." mockup

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

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'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!' mockup

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

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"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!"

"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!" mockup

"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!"

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"They grow up so slow."

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"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

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"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older." mockup

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

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Strange Aftertaste birthday cards. mockup

Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.

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'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!' mockup

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

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'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!'

'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!' mockup

'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!'

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"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes." mockup

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

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I always think of old age as ten years older than I am.

I always think of old age as ten years older than I am. mockup

I always think of old age as ten years older than I am.

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'I'm sure I'm getting worry lines worring if this anti wrinkle cream is working!'

'I'm sure I'm getting worry lines worring if this anti wrinkle cream is working!' mockup

'I'm sure I'm getting worry lines worring if this anti wrinkle cream is working!'

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'You've been having your damn midlife crisis for eighteen years!'

'You've been having your damn midlife crisis for eighteen years!' mockup

'You've been having your damn midlife crisis for eighteen years!'

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"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way."

"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way." mockup

"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way."

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'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'

'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.' mockup

'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'

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"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'"

"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'" mockup

"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'"

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"I was pushing fifty and then it sneaked up behind me."

"I was pushing fifty and then it sneaked up behind me." mockup

"I was pushing fifty and then it sneaked up behind me."

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'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.' mockup

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

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'Well if sixty is the new fifty and forty is the new thirty then yes,twenty must be the new ten...'

'Well if sixty is the new fifty and forty is the new thirty then yes,twenty must be the new ten...' mockup

'Well if sixty is the new fifty and forty is the new thirty then yes,twenty must be the new ten...'

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Say hello to Myrna Dinsdale. Myrna finally had one face-lift too many.

Say hello to Myrna Dinsdale. Myrna finally had one face-lift too many. mockup

Say hello to Myrna Dinsdale. Myrna finally had one face-lift too many.

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Eventually, a point is reached where even the best cosmetic surgery begins to look more like taxidermy gone horribly wrong.

Eventually, a point is reached where even the best cosmetic surgery begins to look more like taxidermy gone horribly wrong. mockup

Eventually, a point is reached where even the best cosmetic surgery begins to look more like taxidermy gone horribly wrong.

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"In layman's terms, I just rewound your biological clock."

"In layman's terms, I just rewound your biological clock." mockup

"In layman's terms, I just rewound your biological clock."

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'I've had raging hormones for the last 80 years.'

'I've had raging hormones for the last 80 years.' mockup

'I've had raging hormones for the last 80 years.'

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Eternal Youth Fan Mugs Collection

Eternal Youth Fan Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that celebrate eternal youth—perfect for brightening up any space with humor and warmth.

Eternal Youth Fan Prints

Add a touch of playful inspiration to your decor with prints that embody the joy and timeless spirit of eternal youth.

Eternal Youth Fan T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt for the eternal youth enthusiast—fun, witty, and designed to keep that youthful spirit alive and vibrant.