Eternal Youth Mugs

'Something tells me we really haven't begun to live yet.'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

Elderly People

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

"Well, Dr. Garcia said he's doing all he can, but he can't make me any younger. But I don't care about getting younger. I just want to keep getting older."

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

"Frankly, I'm surprised that at your age you would even consider putting your tongue on a frozen metal pole!"

'I'm a little tea pot...' 'Act your age.'

Still looking for your inner-grown-up, Harold?

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

"She called me immature, And if that wasn't bad enough, she burst my bouncy castle."

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

"He refuses to grow up."

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

"They grow up so slow."

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

'Grown-ups have kids. Kids have fun.'

Still living with parents....

'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!"

Rubber Ring

Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'