Eternal Youth Pillows

'Something tells me we really haven't begun to live yet.'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

Elderly People

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

"Well, Dr. Garcia said he's doing all he can, but he can't make me any younger. But I don't care about getting younger. I just want to keep getting older."

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

"Frankly, I'm surprised that at your age you would even consider putting your tongue on a frozen metal pole!"

Still looking for your inner-grown-up, Harold?

'I'm a little tea pot...' 'Act your age.'

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

"She called me immature, And if that wasn't bad enough, she burst my bouncy castle."

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

Rubber Ring

"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!"

'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

Still living with parents....

'Grown-ups have kids. Kids have fun.'

"They grow up so slow."

Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

'A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, Wally.' 'It's a good thing, I'm a know-it-all!'