Eternal Youth Defender Mugs

Start their day with a splash of humor and positivity with mugs celebrating eternal youth. Perfect for those who believe age is just a number and love a creative twist on life's vitality.

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'I'm getting older? What do you mean by that?...I want a second opinion!'

'I'm getting older? What do you mean by that?...I want a second opinion!' mockup

'I'm getting older? What do you mean by that?...I want a second opinion!'

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"I can't get used to being a grownup." mockup

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

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'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.' mockup

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

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"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!" mockup

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

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Elderly People

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Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child. mockup

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

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"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!" mockup

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

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"Well, Dr. Garcia said he's doing all he can, but he can't make me any younger. But I don't care about getting younger. I just want to keep getting older."

"Well, Dr. Garcia said he's doing all he can, but he can't make me any younger. But I don't care about getting younger. I just want to keep getting older." mockup

"Well, Dr. Garcia said he's doing all he can, but he can't make me any younger. But I don't care about getting younger. I just want to keep getting older."

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Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger. mockup

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

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"Frankly, I'm surprised that at your age you would even consider putting your tongue on a frozen metal pole!"

"Frankly, I'm surprised that at your age you would even consider putting your tongue on a frozen metal pole!" mockup

"Frankly, I'm surprised that at your age you would even consider putting your tongue on a frozen metal pole!"

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Still looking for your inner-grown-up, Harold?

Still looking for your inner-grown-up, Harold? mockup

Still looking for your inner-grown-up, Harold?

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"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm." mockup

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

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'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.' mockup

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

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"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry." mockup

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

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'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!' mockup

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

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"They grow up so slow."

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"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older." mockup

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

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"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

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"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!"

"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!" mockup

"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!"

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"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?" mockup

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

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Strange Aftertaste birthday cards. mockup

Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.

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"It's your turn, kid."

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'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!' mockup

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

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"I won't do the 'What I did on my summer vacation' assignment. I consider it a privacy issue."

"I won't do the 'What I did on my summer vacation' assignment. I consider it a privacy issue." mockup

"I won't do the 'What I did on my summer vacation' assignment. I consider it a privacy issue."

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'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!'

'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!' mockup

'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!'

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"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes." mockup

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

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"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers." mockup

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

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'I'm sure I'm getting worry lines worring if this anti wrinkle cream is working!'

'I'm sure I'm getting worry lines worring if this anti wrinkle cream is working!' mockup

'I'm sure I'm getting worry lines worring if this anti wrinkle cream is working!'

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'You've been having your damn midlife crisis for eighteen years!'

'You've been having your damn midlife crisis for eighteen years!' mockup

'You've been having your damn midlife crisis for eighteen years!'

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"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way."

"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way." mockup

"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way."

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'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'

'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.' mockup

'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'

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"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'"

"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'" mockup

"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'"

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"I was pushing fifty and then it sneaked up behind me."

"I was pushing fifty and then it sneaked up behind me." mockup

"I was pushing fifty and then it sneaked up behind me."

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'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.' mockup

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

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Eternal Youth Defender Mugs Collection

Eternal Youth Defender Pillows

Find pillows that remind your loved ones to stay lively and young at heart with our fun and cozy designs.

Eternal Youth Defender Prints

Discover prints that inspire and celebrate the eternal youth defender, adding a vibrant touch to any space.

Eternal Youth Defender T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts designed for those who embody the spirit of eternal youth with wit and style.