Eternal Youth Defender Gifts

'I'm getting older? What do you mean by that?...I want a second opinion!'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Elderly People

"Well, Dr. Garcia said he's doing all he can, but he can't make me any younger. But I don't care about getting younger. I just want to keep getting older."

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

"Frankly, I'm surprised that at your age you would even consider putting your tongue on a frozen metal pole!"

Still looking for your inner-grown-up, Harold?

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

"He refuses to grow up."

"They grow up so slow."

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!"

Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.

"It's your turn, kid."

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

"I won't do the 'What I did on my summer vacation' assignment. I consider it a privacy issue."

'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!'

'I'm sure I'm getting worry lines worring if this anti wrinkle cream is working!'

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

'You've been having your damn midlife crisis for eighteen years!'

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

'Of course I remember you-Tomkins,the Peter Pan of the Lower 4th!'

"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way."

'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'

"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'"

"I was pushing fifty and then it sneaked up behind me."