Eternal Youth Advocate T-Shirts

Express your youthful enthusiasm with a t-shirt that speaks to the eternal youth advocate in us all. Fun, stylish, and inspiring—wear your spirit proudly.

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'Well if sixty is the new fifty and forty is the new thirty then yes,twenty must be the new ten...'

'Well if sixty is the new fifty and forty is the new thirty then yes,twenty must be the new ten...' mockup

'Well if sixty is the new fifty and forty is the new thirty then yes,twenty must be the new ten...'

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'You need to slow down, dad - act your age. . .Right, Dad?'

'You need to slow down, dad - act your age. . .Right, Dad?' mockup

'You need to slow down, dad - act your age. . .Right, Dad?'

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"Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it's time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards."

"Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it's time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards." mockup

"Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it's time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards."

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"Relax, at your age it's perfectly natural to make groaning noises every time you move a body part."

"Relax, at your age it's perfectly natural to make groaning noises every time you move a body part." mockup

"Relax, at your age it's perfectly natural to make groaning noises every time you move a body part."

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'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.' mockup

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

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"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!" mockup

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

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"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning." mockup

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

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"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed." mockup

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

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Elderly People

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"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!" mockup

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

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"Well, Dr. Garcia said he's doing all he can, but he can't make me any younger. But I don't care about getting younger. I just want to keep getting older."

"Well, Dr. Garcia said he's doing all he can, but he can't make me any younger. But I don't care about getting younger. I just want to keep getting older." mockup

"Well, Dr. Garcia said he's doing all he can, but he can't make me any younger. But I don't care about getting younger. I just want to keep getting older."

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Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger. mockup

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

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"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday." mockup

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

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'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.' mockup

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

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The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism." mockup

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

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"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm." mockup

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

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'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.' mockup

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

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'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.' mockup

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

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'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!' mockup

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

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"They grow up so slow."

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"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

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