Eternal Singles Gifts

Looking for a gift that celebrates your fun-loving, independent spirit? Our collection for eternal singles features quirky mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints designed to make a statement and bring a smile. Perfect for those who cherish their freedom and enjoy a good laugh at life’s single moments, these products add humor and personality to everyday essentials. Whether you’re gifting yourself or a fellow solo adventurer, find something that resonates with your unique journey.

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"Deep down I'm really shallow."

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'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.' mockup

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

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Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class. mockup

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

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"I can't get used to being a grownup." mockup

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

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"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond." mockup

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

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"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate." mockup

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

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This is forever... till death do us part...

This is forever... till death do us part... mockup

This is forever... till death do us part...

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"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know." mockup

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

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'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.' mockup

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

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'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.' mockup

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

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'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.' mockup

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

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Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child. mockup

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

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"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?" mockup

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

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"Frankly, I'm surprised that at your age you would even consider putting your tongue on a frozen metal pole!"

"Frankly, I'm surprised that at your age you would even consider putting your tongue on a frozen metal pole!" mockup

"Frankly, I'm surprised that at your age you would even consider putting your tongue on a frozen metal pole!"

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"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!" mockup

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

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Still looking for your inner-grown-up, Harold?

Still looking for your inner-grown-up, Harold? mockup

Still looking for your inner-grown-up, Harold?

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Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again. mockup

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

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"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."

"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..." mockup

"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."

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"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?" mockup

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

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"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely." mockup

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

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'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?' mockup

'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

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'Oh, it's about what I expected...I'm on hold for eternity to some tech rep in India.'

'Oh, it's about what I expected...I'm on hold for eternity to some tech rep in India.' mockup

'Oh, it's about what I expected...I'm on hold for eternity to some tech rep in India.'

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I know it was the biggest moment in your life, but honey - our wedding was six months ago.

I know it was the biggest moment in your life, but honey - our wedding was six months ago. mockup

I know it was the biggest moment in your life, but honey - our wedding was six months ago.

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"No one rides off into me anymore." mockup

"No one rides off into me anymore."

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'A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, Wally.' 'It's a good thing, I'm a know-it-all!'

'A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, Wally.' 'It's a good thing, I'm a know-it-all!' mockup

'A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, Wally.' 'It's a good thing, I'm a know-it-all!'

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Internal Clocks.

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Bachelor Cake

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Football Angel

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"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten." mockup

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

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"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing." mockup

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

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Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates mockup

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

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'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

'I'm going to learn it right this time.' mockup

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

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'You're in Graduate School now. I think it's high time I stopped doing your home work.'

'You're in Graduate School now. I think it's high time I stopped doing your home work.' mockup

'You're in Graduate School now. I think it's high time I stopped doing your home work.'

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Eternal Singles Gifts Collection

Eternal Singles Mugs

Explore our 'Eternal Singles' mugs collection and find the perfect way to start your day with humor and pride in your independence.

Eternal Singles Pillows

Browse our cozy 'Eternal Singles' pillows and add a witty touch to your living space that celebrates your single lifestyle.

Eternal Singles Prints

Discover our playful 'Eternal Singles' prints—art that embodies independence and humor, perfect for decorating your space with personality.

Eternal Singles T-Shirts

Check out our 'Eternal Singles' t-shirts for fun, stylish ways to celebrate your independence and love being fabulous on your own.