Eternal Salesperson Gifts

Jerome Gurkenman, top representative to the end... and beyond.

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

The Salesman

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

Seeing progression motivates.

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

Whatever works for you.

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

'The sales team did all they could, so I'd have to say the blame for that must fall on the consumer.'

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

'Oh, it's about what I expected...I'm on hold for eternity to some tech rep in India.'

"What can you tell me about the meaning of death?"

'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

'A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, Wally.' 'It's a good thing, I'm a know-it-all!'

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

All Our Furniture Genuinely Reduced!!!!

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

You've got to hand it to George..he NEVER lets a sale go without a fight.

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

Sales and Learning Experiences

Television and Christmas Sales