Eternal Salesperson Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the tenacious spirit of an eternal salesperson? Our creatively crafted items celebrate their endless energy, persuasive charm, and love for closing deals. Perfect for inspiring laughs and heartfelt appreciation, these unique products are a thoughtful nod to their ambitious nature.

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Jerome Gurkenman, top representative to the end... and beyond.

Jerome Gurkenman, top representative to the end... and beyond. mockup

Jerome Gurkenman, top representative to the end... and beyond.

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'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.' mockup

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

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Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class. mockup

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

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'What do you do with the time you save?'

'What do you do with the time you save?' mockup

'What do you do with the time you save?'

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The Salesman

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"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV." mockup

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

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"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate." mockup

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

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Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location! mockup

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

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"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know." mockup

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

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'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.' mockup

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

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"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all." mockup

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

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"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here." mockup

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

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Seeing progression motivates.

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"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

"I'll take new members any way I can get them." mockup

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

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'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!' mockup

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

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"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?" mockup

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

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Whatever works for you.

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"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman." mockup

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

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"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!" mockup

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

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'The sales team did all they could, so I'd have to say the blame for that must fall on the consumer.'

'The sales team did all they could, so I'd have to say the blame for that must fall on the consumer.' mockup

'The sales team did all they could, so I'd have to say the blame for that must fall on the consumer.'

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Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again. mockup

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

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'Oh, it's about what I expected...I'm on hold for eternity to some tech rep in India.'

'Oh, it's about what I expected...I'm on hold for eternity to some tech rep in India.' mockup

'Oh, it's about what I expected...I'm on hold for eternity to some tech rep in India.'

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"What can you tell me about the meaning of death?"

"What can you tell me about the meaning of death?" mockup

"What can you tell me about the meaning of death?"

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'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?' mockup

'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

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'A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, Wally.' 'It's a good thing, I'm a know-it-all!'

'A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, Wally.' 'It's a good thing, I'm a know-it-all!' mockup

'A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, Wally.' 'It's a good thing, I'm a know-it-all!'

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"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now." mockup

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

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'I'm new up here...where are the men?' mockup

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

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"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten." mockup

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

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All Our Furniture Genuinely Reduced!!!! mockup

All Our Furniture Genuinely Reduced!!!!

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'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

'I'm going to learn it right this time.' mockup

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

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You've got to hand it to George..he NEVER lets a sale go without a fight.

You've got to hand it to George..he NEVER lets a sale go without a fight. mockup

You've got to hand it to George..he NEVER lets a sale go without a fight.

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Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.' mockup

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

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Sales and Learning Experiences

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Television and Christmas Sales

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'You're in Graduate School now. I think it's high time I stopped doing your home work.'

'You're in Graduate School now. I think it's high time I stopped doing your home work.' mockup

'You're in Graduate School now. I think it's high time I stopped doing your home work.'

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Eternal Salesperson Gifts Collection

Eternal Salesperson Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the eternal salesperson’s relentless energy and charm—perfect for their morning coffee or tea break.

Eternal Salesperson Pillows

Discover witty and inspiring pillows that honor the perseverance of the eternal salesperson—great for sprucing up any room or office.

Eternal Salesperson Prints

Browse our vibrant prints that capture the spirit of the eternal salesperson—perfect for inspiring motivation and adding a personal touch to their space.

Eternal Salesperson T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts designed for the eternal salesperson, blending humor and confidence in stylish, comfortable apparel they’ll love wearing.