Eternal Romance Explorers Pillows

"Just which part of, 'Till death do us part' don't you get, Arthur?"

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'Hon, I'm home!'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

Cosmonaut

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

This is forever... till death do us part...

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

Astronaut love

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if

The Loving Couple

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice. It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets ... You must also avoid taking side trips down alleys!

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

Pensioner's Romance

Happy Valentine's Day.

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Single men in Tahiti

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

ONE IN A MILLION

"Horace, what are we doing on the same cloud? Our vows said 'till death do us part.'"

Mate Mart

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'