Unconventional Romance Explorer Pillows

"It's about unconventional couples. Like me and you!"

Cosmonaut

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

Romance of Radio Astronomy

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

'My life coach traded me.'

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

Astronaut love

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"On your left."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

The Loving Couple

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

Mate Mart

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

Happy Valentine's Day.

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

Single men in Tahiti

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

'For goodness sake, don't struggle. I think this is quicksand.'

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

Carbon Dating Agency

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"