Unconventional Love Explorer Pillows

'I just wanna looker for the occasional wife swap party!'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

First love.

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

Tasty.

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"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

Single men in Tahiti

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"My aloofness is a mask."

Tunnel of Life and Love

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

Wait

"I just feel like we're not connecting."

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

"Daddy, you're not going to give us a sermon on responsible behavior, are you?"

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

"I love you very much, but apparently it's break-up season."

"Same story - boy becomes girl."