Unconventional Love Explorer Pillows

'I just wanna looker for the occasional wife swap party!'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

First love.

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

Tasty.

Real Estate Personals

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

"Now give me something intimate to say."

Single men in Tahiti

"My aloofness is a mask."

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

"I just feel like we're not connecting."

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

Tunnel of Life and Love

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

"Daddy, you're not going to give us a sermon on responsible behavior, are you?"

"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."

"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."

"I'll ALWAYS love you Roger, I'll just be having sex with someone else."