Eternal Romance Explorers Prints

"Just which part of, 'Till death do us part' don't you get, Arthur?"

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

Cosmonaut

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'Hon, I'm home!'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

This is forever... till death do us part...

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

Astronaut love

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

The Loving Couple

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

Pensioner's Romance

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

Mate Mart

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Single men in Tahiti

"Horace, what are we doing on the same cloud? Our vows said 'till death do us part.'"

Happy Valentine's Day.

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

'For goodness sake, don't struggle. I think this is quicksand.'