Essential Workers Advocate Gifts

"When we have COVID under control you'll be rewarded for saving us, we won't forget how much we owe you."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

The role of administration.

It's a dogs life

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

New Marvel Heroes

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"Don't tell the employees, but management has acquired their union."

A worker is crossing a 'Labor Unions' Bridge - It is starting to come apart.

Grocery. I hope to work on the business side of TV and movies one day, so I've added "produce placement experience" to my resume. Thanks to everybody keeping stores open and stocked.

'Let's be fair and take a vote - how many here think we need a minimum wage increase?'

'The Human Right Act bans any cruel of unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite out ENTIRE staff care policy!'

'Well, if you consider normal corporate surveillance, interrogation, and harassment 'union-busting,', nothing I have to say will change your mind.'

"As a show of our commitment to your right to work, we're happy to offer you a contract that meets all your demands."

"Have a nice day"

'It's work, work, work, seven days a week. Want to start a union?'

Thanks, Heroes!

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

ASDA Redundancies

'It's spring, Boss! When a young man's fancy turns to union organizing!"

Balance

Worker Bees bring in a union negotiator.

'Another setback - the mediators just went out on strike.'

Right to work legislation strangles the unions.

"We sent you to infiltrate the employees as undercover boss. We didn't think you'd convert to unionism!"