Essential Workers Advocate Gifts

"When we have COVID under control you'll be rewarded for saving us, we won't forget how much we owe you."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

The role of administration.

It's a dogs life

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

'Our union contract keeps us from cutting salaries, but nothing prevents us from charging for parking.'

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

New Marvel Heroes

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

"Don't tell the employees, but management has acquired their union."

'I told you we should have unionized.'

A worker is crossing a 'Labor Unions' Bridge - It is starting to come apart.

'The Human Right Act bans any cruel of unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite out ENTIRE staff care policy!'

'Let's be fair and take a vote - how many here think we need a minimum wage increase?'

'Well, if you consider normal corporate surveillance, interrogation, and harassment 'union-busting,', nothing I have to say will change your mind.'

"As a show of our commitment to your right to work, we're happy to offer you a contract that meets all your demands."

"Have a nice day"

'It's spring, Boss! When a young man's fancy turns to union organizing!"

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

'It's work, work, work, seven days a week. Want to start a union?'

Balance

Worker Bees bring in a union negotiator.

'Another setback - the mediators just went out on strike.'

Right to work legislation strangles the unions.

'You can't vote to unionize- you're associates, not employees!'

"We sent you to infiltrate the employees as undercover boss. We didn't think you'd convert to unionism!"