Essential Worker Advocate Gifts

New Marvel Heroes

Motivation to work

The role of administration.

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

'Here are some bonus checks. Distribute them unfairly.'

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

'He moved the party from the Grand Hotel to Denny's, and our Christmas bonuses are staple removers with our names on them.'

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

"Your employees have lost faith in your ability to pretend to care about them."

Susan finally becomes assertive with her boss...

'Here's a signed statement from Vince Cable saying we can get rid of underperforming employees more easily.'

"You misread the terms of your employment. Your probation period is 6 years, not 6 months."

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

"When we have COVID under control you'll be rewarded for saving us, we won't forget how much we owe you."

A worker is crossing a 'Labor Unions' Bridge - It is starting to come apart.

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

'Let's be fair and take a vote - how many here think we need a minimum wage increase?'

'The Human Right Act bans any cruel of unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite out ENTIRE staff care policy!'

They Even Use Astronomy to Screw Workers

"As a show of our commitment to your right to work, we're happy to offer you a contract that meets all your demands."

'Hey doctor, how come I'm totally alone in this section?'

'We've been given three months notice backdated twelve weeks.'

USA Slavery

'HR fired me because of an 'unstable job demand'. When I demanded a decent wage, they said I was unstable.'

Thanks, Heroes!

Balance

Worker Bees bring in a union negotiator.

Right to work legislation strangles the unions.

"Employees bound to their employer by desperation and fear of unemployment. Now THAT'S my idea of a union!"

"We sent you to infiltrate the employees as undercover boss. We didn't think you'd convert to unionism!"

"Jobs, jobs, jobs."

"The raise I'm asking for isn't just about me. It's about shrinking the income gap."

'We are an equal opportunity employer; but you're really pushing it.'