Essential Oils Gifts

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

Aromatherapy for Men

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Redlaw and the Phantom

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

Pheromones.

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

'Probably to put in his tank!'

Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price

The next TV duel

Energy trap.

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

Grocery. I hope to work on the business side of TV and movies one day, so I've added "produce placement experience" to my resume. Thanks to everybody keeping stores open and stocked.

"I'm running a loose ship."

'I've always been so busy, I've never taken the time to stop and smell one.'

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

"Have a nice day"

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

'I'd like to move into aromatherapy.'

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

'Give me the full treatment - I just ran over a skunk!'

Loyal Opposition

'I try to get this place smelling of cat and she wants it to pong of lemon.'

"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

Right, like you're the first shrink to recommend aromatherapy.

Oilcoa Welcome Shareholders

"Finally, something I know I'll finish."