Essential Oils Pillows

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

Aromatherapy for Men

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Redlaw and the Phantom

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

Pheromones.

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

'Probably to put in his tank!'

Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price

Energy trap.

The next TV duel

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

"I'm running a loose ship."

'I've always been so busy, I've never taken the time to stop and smell one.'

"Have a nice day"

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

'I try to get this place smelling of cat and she wants it to pong of lemon.'

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

'I'd like to move into aromatherapy.'

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

'Give me the full treatment - I just ran over a skunk!'

Oilcoa Welcome Shareholders

"Finally, something I know I'll finish."

Coronavirus Warriors

So-ripe-they're-tangy face masks declared optional.