Escapist Extraordinaire Gifts

Getting what you need without passing the toy section.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Ice fisher.

Crowded Ice Fishing

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

Blowing up the camping mattress.

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

"Mr. Jenkins' idea of paradise is a never occupied loo, a big flat screen with hundreds of free sports channels and a fridge that always gets refilled with beer and pizza."

'Come back and get me about noon.'

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Sleeping Tiger

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

Man skis through Tree.

"I want to climb up mountains without a rope, jump down waterfalls and run through a swamp barefooted to film crocodiles. That's why I need travel insurance - I'm a scaredy-cat."

"I hate crowded parks!"

Fish get smart.

A sign giving directions to 'it all' and 'away from it all'.

Message in a bottle.

Lady feeding birds from her car.