Escapist Extraordinaire Prints

Getting what you need without passing the toy section.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Ice fisher.

Crowded Ice Fishing

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"Mr. Jenkins' idea of paradise is a never occupied loo, a big flat screen with hundreds of free sports channels and a fridge that always gets refilled with beer and pizza."

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

'Come back and get me about noon.'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

Sleeping Tiger

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

"I want to climb up mountains without a rope, jump down waterfalls and run through a swamp barefooted to film crocodiles. That's why I need travel insurance - I'm a scaredy-cat."

"I hate crowded parks!"

Fish get smart.

Pure unfiltered escapism vs abject despair

Lady feeding birds from her car.

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

"I can't wait for our new vacation home to be finished so we can commune with nature on weekends."