Escaping Routine T-Shirts

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"At this office no two days are different."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

A vampire in a canoe.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"You keep impeccable time."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Desert Island Fantasies

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Daily Routine

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'I need a vacation, Ms. Sims. I'm tired of the same old things day after day.'

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"Goodbye prison, hello 24/7 work culture!"

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

Clock in, Clock out.

'Will that be for here or to go - and if it's to go, can you take me with you?'

"I bet you're wondering what my other hands doing under this table right now."

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

"Synchronized sitting"

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

Houdini tries to get out of dinner with his in-laws.