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"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"At this office no two days are different."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

A vampire in a canoe.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"You keep impeccable time."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Desert Island Fantasies

Daily Routine

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

'I need a vacation, Ms. Sims. I'm tired of the same old things day after day.'

"Goodbye prison, hello 24/7 work culture!"

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

Clock in, Clock out.

"I bet you're wondering what my other hands doing under this table right now."

What have you been reading so intensely? A fast-paced thriller called Hooked. I love getting caught up in a book. I love the feeling of being lost in a world. In particular, I love escaping to someplace where you do not exist at all. This is an odd sort of book review. With a good book, I am free from you for hours.

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

'Will that be for here or to go - and if it's to go, can you take me with you?'

"Synchronized sitting"

'Like the judges, he's turned his chair around to concentrate on the singing.'

'Come home, Fred. It's Sunday.'

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."

Houdini tries to get out of dinner with his in-laws.

"Gah! Too many people!"