Escape Story Fan T-Shirts

'A break-out? Forget it. Security's too tight. Can't even break out in a sweat around here without getting caught.'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Silence of the Chickens...

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"For drinks or dinner?"

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

FISH ESCAPE.

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

"I'd like a 'change of address' card."

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

'Forget it! — I'm not sailing all the way back to Europe just to get you a box of crackers!'

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

"I don't care if he did follow you home—you can't keep him!"

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Christmas escape plan

'Ah, I see a life filled with the usual cliches about black cats.'