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'A break-out? Forget it. Security's too tight. Can't even break out in a sweat around here without getting caught.'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Silence of the Chickens...

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"For drinks or dinner?"

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

FISH ESCAPE.

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

"I'd like a 'change of address' card."

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

'Forget it! — I'm not sailing all the way back to Europe just to get you a box of crackers!'

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"I don't care if he did follow you home—you can't keep him!"

Trick or Treat. I got a very exclusive invitation to see the new horror movie -- it's a private screaming!

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

Artificial intelligence trying to make it on its own.

Christmas escape plan