Equestrian Fashion Followers Gifts

A horse contemplates what to wear

Skipping Horse

The Style of Elements

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Advocado

Rocking Horse

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Like my new haircut?"

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

'Oh, just walking around hoping to be taken seriously.'

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"Port outbound, starboard home."

The Aging of Underwear

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

A cow with a Brazilian.

Lady imitating fashion

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

"If they fit, we can return them."

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

The Horse Races

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

Loom Bands Craze: 'It's supposed to be a bracelet, Mum.'

'He's a goatee herder.'

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

bitter lemon...

'Try these. They'll stylishly announce your return to the idealism of your youth without any apologies for being a total sell-out during the past few decades!'

"How did my discovery get picked over yoga pants?"

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."