Equestrian Fashion Followers Mugs

A horse contemplates what to wear

Skipping Horse

The Style of Elements

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Advocado

Rocking Horse

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Like my new haircut?"

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

'Oh, just walking around hoping to be taken seriously.'

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

The Aging of Underwear

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

A cow with a Brazilian.

Lady imitating fashion

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"If they fit, we can return them."

The Horse Races

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

Loom Bands Craze: 'It's supposed to be a bracelet, Mum.'

'He's a goatee herder.'

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

bitter lemon...

'She certainly gets a lot out of her bikini.'

'Try these. They'll stylishly announce your return to the idealism of your youth without any apologies for being a total sell-out during the past few decades!'

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."