Equation Appreciator T-Shirts

"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."

Mathematician on the couch.

"I speak Latin, you know."

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

"Mine's bigger than yours."

"My kid could do that."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

"Regarding my art collection, I know what I like."

"You definately have a musical ear"

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

Perpetual Motion.

Dear Santa- Thanks for the awesome gift! p.s. did you know cellphones have built-in calculators? p.p.s. you suck.

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

'It's for Pookie.'

Dad, can you give me my pocket money?"

"...and this is my better half...!"

Formula- 2B2 or not 2B2?

The Rolling Stones Bank

"Obviously we'd have loved to help, but there were so MANY other calls on the public purse!"

"With all that tinkering do you really save time?"

Abstract Expressionism: You'll hate at least one.

"I understand that curiosity is a good thing in non-cats."

Risk assessment offered to punters.

"I think you have something to say, all right, but I don't think you're saying it."

"Once you've stood up for one actor, you're not allowed to sit back down for the next."

As it were

An Arrow Shaped Desk.

"Blimey, who'd have thought that at this level of play a contestant would stoop to an illegal false belly."