Epsom Derby Gifts

The Epsom Derby - An Earl Throwing Sticks at Cocunuts

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus Squeezes Past Crowds

The Crowd at Epsom Derby

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

Do not pass.

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

"Why would I sign up for a marathon? Well, Coubertin said it best: "the most important thing is not to win, but to take part"..."

Greville Starkey

"My word! I do believe that your hat is eating mine!!"

Pinocchio's pinewood derby car won by a nose.

What the hell did he do?

Alright, Hutchins - This 'toon ain't big enough for the both of us!

Man struggling to remember how he got home the morning after the derby

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

Pompous horse rider pt. 2

"Why anyone should look forward to a subway series is beyond me."

Worcestershire cat

'When do I learn to elude the cops?'

A butterfly splats on a windshield in a 'Butterfly Crossing.'

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

'Bernie, you'd better get over here in the next half-hour or so ... They've entered the stretch.'

On the Derby Day

ESP society.

"You didn't believe her when she said there was a giant spider in the bathtub, did you?"

Bet it all on Maximum Security

"There's no way anyone will catch anything bigger than this baby!"

An officer on a motorcycle with 'Student Cop' sign chases a car with a 'Student Driver' sign.

'I won that in a demolition derby.'

Gentlemen riders, who are so like professional jocks, you can hardly tell the difference!

Derby Day (Time 11am).

'Okay. Now, try to parallel park while talking on your cell phone and changing songs on your ipod.'

"No, that's not my family, that's how many people I've hit."