Envy Warrior Gifts

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Polluted geese

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

The interested bystanders.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Fight or Flight

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'