Envoys Gifts

"Our guest for the ceasefire meeting has arrived!"

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

When Engineers Crack.

'It was great. I hated it.'

"Didn't you just say that?"

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

"This is a duet yourself project."

'Then it's agreed -- we'll prepare a pamphlet showing how the public could save money with our company and then get it on Ophrah's book list ... '

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Echo in the hippo.

"Gesundheit!"

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

Vacancy at the Ecuadoran Embassy

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"I see you have experience marking territory."

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

'I wonder if you would like to subscribe to a theory.'

Julian Assange

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

Diplomats in the form of doormats

'So how did Hakeem take it when you told him we'd be paying him in footwear instead of cash this year, for being our spokesman?'

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

"Yes, Mr. Willis, it's definitely rising damp."