Environmental Regulator Gifts

'Of course there are more bureaucrats than field workers! It's more fun to create regulation, than to actually enforce it!'

Fishing Quota - "Oh no! We've gone over the limit."

'Let's close the shades before you bring the environmental regulators in.'

No smoking in this ocean: 'Did we vote on this?'

'Be careful what you say - the echo is being monitored by the EPA.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

The Solar System (after deregulation)

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

US v.s. Tech Giants

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

Solar Frankenstein

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

"The Nominees"

'I couldn't get Parliament to outlaw Lady Godiva, but they agreed to regulate her.'

Pulling The Economy Uphill

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

The two faces of capitalism.

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

World Financial Mafia

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

'Cutting back to a single securities regulator is a good idea. After that, one more reduction and our troubles are over.'

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."