Environmental Regulator Gifts

'Of course there are more bureaucrats than field workers! It's more fun to create regulation, than to actually enforce it!'

Fishing Quota - "Oh no! We've gone over the limit."

"What's the black stuff coming out of the exhaust pipe?"

'Let's close the shades before you bring the environmental regulators in.'

No smoking in this ocean: 'Did we vote on this?'

'Be careful what you say - the echo is being monitored by the EPA.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

US v.s. Tech Giants

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

Solar Frankenstein

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

Tempest in a Teapot

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

'I couldn't get Parliament to outlaw Lady Godiva, but they agreed to regulate her.'

"The Nominees"

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Pulling The Economy Uphill

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

The two faces of capitalism.

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

World Financial Mafia

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty