Environmental Ethics Gifts

Small Pension

"Welcome to the future"

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Ethics exam cheater.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Squeezing the Free Press.

Packaging Russian Dolls

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

North Pole

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Deforestation.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

The Environmentalist

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

Polluted geese

Natural Disasters

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."

'It's not easy being green on grass!'