Environmental Ethics Pillows

Small Pension

"Welcome to the future"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Ethics exam cheater.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Squeezing the Free Press.

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

The Environmentalist

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Deforestation.

Humans...What is their purpose?

North Pole

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

Polluted geese

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Natural Disasters