Environmentalism Pillows

"Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders."

The Perfect Holiday Card

Don Quixote attacks wind farm

"My question is: Are we making an impact?"

"This is the part of the job that I hate."

"This would be a great place to put a huge city."

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

"It dries the washing using the very latest technology - a combination of solar and wind power."

How To Deal With The Upcoming Recession, Inflation, Depression, Ice Age, Greenhouse Effect, Energy Crunch, Population Explosion, and Complete End of the World in the Year 2000.

Solar Panel

"Batteries not included."

"It runs on its conventional gasoline-powered engine until it sense guilt."

'Damn this paperless office!'

Chesapeake Septic System and Drainage Overflow and Runoff Tank.

"Fun Fact: 10,000 years ago, this was a lake!

'If they don't care about the deforestation, then I don't care about the methane gas.'

Dating in Oz

Sub-Burbia 2049

Dollar: Warning - May cause excessive greed, loss of human empathy and disregard for vital environmental systems.

"He never heard the Prius coming."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"Packaging waste is bad for the environment. That's why we're selling canned soup without cans."

"A tiny speck of hope!"

'It's not you, it's your carbon footprint.'

Rain, Sunshine and the Tree

I'm fully aware of the mission for a paperless society, but can I please have a toilet-roll for the gents?

"Not to lecture, but the skull of your fallen enemy is reusable and much less wasteful."

"Always an oil spill. Never a vodka spill."

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

'It's mine and you can't have it.' Morris was finding it more difficult than most to adjust to the concept of a 'paperless' office.'

Inequality SeeSaw

'I drove to the garden centre for a tree to offset my carbon footprint... so now I've got to go back for another one...'

'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'

"Anywhere with ice...a lot of ice."

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"