Environmentalist Mind Pillows

"The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals."

The Jeopardy of Progress

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Humans...What is their purpose?

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

North Pole

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Deforestation.

The Environmentalist

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Natural Disasters

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Polluted geese

But is it organic?