Entourage Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

Mass Travel

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

Reception - I believe you wanted to see the man in charge.

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

Accident-Prone Support Group.

Love chair

Well, yes, it's a free library, but...

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

Armless chainsaw juggler.

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

The Neighborhood at a Glance

Garage sale.

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

"I have dusk free."

'And a one, and a two, and a three, and a four...'

Sports Agency. In my work as a sports agent, I told this athlete she needs to improve if she wants to be well-known. Ironically, in diving you become famous by not making a splash! I got this marathon competitor a sponsorship so he can focus on training. He's going to take the money and run! This sprinter will earn a bonus if he sets a record. Oh, going after some fast money! And I made this guy agree to give me an extra slice of his pay if I negotiated a great contract for him which I di

"I provided the comic relief and said all the right things like 'Yee haw!' And 'You got that right, boss!' . . . But he ditched me anyway!"

"Fabulous! Marvellous! The kind of job that only comes along once in a lifetime!"

"Listen, I'm speaking to you not just as your agent, but also as a parasite."

"She's taking a lot of affection pressure off you."

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

"That's a beautiful setting, Ralph. Does it come with a stone?"

'Will you marry me?... We'll work out the details later.'

"Dad, not now!"

'Instead of being just like Michael Jordan, I wanna be just like Barack.'

Guide dog reading paper to blind man.

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in T.V. commercials!'

'Apparently we're to use the budget that's been cut to encourage the volunteers we haven't got because they've been put on schemes to fill in for services that no longer exist.'