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"Listen, I'm speaking to you not just as your agent, but also as a parasite."

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

'Since winning Best of Breed at the dog show he won't go anywhere without his entourage!'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

Mass Travel

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

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"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

Clandestine cows.

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

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Well, yes, it's a free library, but...

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

'We're running late and I have much to cover. Can you hold your eight-part question for later?'

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."