Entourage Enthusiasts Mugs

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

Mass Travel

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

Reception - I believe you wanted to see the man in charge.

Love chair

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

Well, yes, it's a free library, but...

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

Armless chainsaw juggler.

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

The Neighborhood at a Glance

Garage sale.

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

"I have dusk free."

"Listen, I'm speaking to you not just as your agent, but also as a parasite."

'And a one, and a two, and a three, and a four...'

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

"That's a beautiful setting, Ralph. Does it come with a stone?"

'Will you marry me?... We'll work out the details later.'

"Dad, not now!"

'Instead of being just like Michael Jordan, I wanna be just like Barack.'

Guide dog reading paper to blind man.

"She's taking a lot of affection pressure off you."

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in T.V. commercials!'

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

Summer - the temperature is higher and the days are longer.

'Apparently we're to use the budget that's been cut to encourage the volunteers we haven't got because they've been put on schemes to fill in for services that no longer exist.'