Enthusiastic Non-skiers Pillows

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Happy Hour

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

A skier and a paraglider

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

Cold Beers and Skiers

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

'I hate snowboarders!'

Bobsled Police.

'My people have 253 words for snow, but only three for sub-prime mortgage.'

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

Kane and Abe L.

"Maybe we'd finish making this if you handled the nose and I did the arms."

Teflon - a history

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Boxing Snowmen.

Evolved to Ski.

Snowman directors look at 'Anticipated snow fall this season' chart.

'I'm hoping for a heat wave - I could afford to lose a few pounds.'

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

'Ooooh, it's Frosty! Couldn't you just melt in his arms?'