Après-ski Enthusiast Pillows

Skiers speed down mountain towards pub. One says: 'Fancy a swift one?'

Tumbling down the Ski Slope.

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Cold Beers and Skiers

Skiers

All new, improved rescue-dog.

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Happy Hour

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Giant Snowflake.

"Whose the new guy?"

Skiing

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Clown Skis.

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

Travel looks strong!

"The test results show its frostbite!"

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'It is too snowing!'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

"I love this time of year."