Enthusiastic Non-skiers Mugs

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Happy Hour

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

A skier and a paraglider

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

'Overruled, you may continue.'

Cold Beers and Skiers

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

'I hate snowboarders!'

Bobsled Police.

'My people have 253 words for snow, but only three for sub-prime mortgage.'

"Turns out it was all water weight."

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

Teflon - a history

Evolved to Ski.

Boxing Snowmen.

"Maybe we'd finish making this if you handled the nose and I did the arms."

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Kane and Abe L.

Snowman directors look at 'Anticipated snow fall this season' chart.

'I'm hoping for a heat wave - I could afford to lose a few pounds.'

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

'Ooooh, it's Frosty! Couldn't you just melt in his arms?'