Enthusiastic Non-runner Pillows

Lazy Slackers Marathon

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Pointing.

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Moving into an office while it's being built.

The middle school mile claims its first victim.

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

'I wish your father wouldn't dance at weddings. It's so embarrassing.'

'Want to squeeze a lifetime of hunting into one day? Go with Ben!'

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

Karate School.

'He stated jogging to work.'

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

"The only thing I like more than running is everything else."

"Oh, I don't care about tennis - I just love cheering on the ball kids."

"At least we have great fumes to run on!"

"Hunting? My paw called it redneck doomsday target practice."

'Are you a football fan?'

"So how was the Edgar Willoughby Classic?"

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'

"Sorry Sir, but it is already on the slowest speed..."

'This getting fit is killing me.'

National Union of Contortionists: We vote with our feet

"Back from your jog already? I thought you were going to go for the burn."

'I went jogging this morning - actually got as far as the front gate!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. IV

Chess cheerleaders jump up and down but don't make any noise.

George finally found some friends who could keep pace with his rigorous training.'