Entertainment With A Twist Pillows

'It was great. I hated it.'

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'You were right, you are in the placebo group.'

Gender-Neutral Rapunzel

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

The Clown Hit

"He left with two other slices of bread, turkey, bacon, lettuce and toothpicks. I think they went clubbing."

'That reminds me - your hospital appointment is next week.'

'What are you implying?'

'Let's start with the basics. Find the Red Queen!'

"Look, I'm bored, you're bored – why don't you let me go down there and shake things up a bit?"

'It's been cut all right. Question anyone in the family who likes to read.'

Sadojazzachists

"Hey - this isn't snow, it's little piece of shiny plastic!"

'Before we get married, Doris, there is something I need to get off my chest.'

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

'The bad news is it's not a concert like we thought. The good news is it's much more important.'

"I bet they filmed that here."

"Go deep."

"After all these years keeping the books for us, it turns out you embezzled thousands? Why, mom?"

Plane spells out 'Will you marr...' Inauspicious beginnings.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'I won't marry you, Ed, but you may join my entourage.'

"Wait...you're telling me you don't know how to read music either?"

The Three Bears and Gridlock: The story of a family whose house was raided while they were stuck in traffic.

'Caller Will be required to show ID.' Man holds up ID stating 'Your husband'.

"Press any key to continue."

'I was wrong, your mother doesn't hate me.'