Nightlife Twist Pillows

"He left with two other slices of bread, turkey, bacon, lettuce and toothpicks. I think they went clubbing."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

I could have danced all night!

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Bryan Ferry

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Dancing at the Clubs.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'Fried chickens.'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

Dance.

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"The club scene is really changing."

Clubbing

"Why so grim, handsome?"

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

The Walk of Shame

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'