Nightlife Twist Pillows

"He left with two other slices of bread, turkey, bacon, lettuce and toothpicks. I think they went clubbing."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

I could have danced all night!

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Bryan Ferry

The Snooze Bar.

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

Dancing at the Clubs.

'Fried chickens.'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

Dance.

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Clubbing

"The club scene is really changing."

The Stripper

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"Why so grim, handsome?"