Entertainment Spender Gifts

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Big screen TV.

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'It's nice, but I wish we could get more than one channel.'

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

More Arts Council cuts...

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

Get a Life

"I LOVE this business! Just when you think you've discovered our culture's lowest common denominator, along comes a crazy genius like you to show us how wrong our math was!"

"In this business the ball takes funny bounces. I got you a recording contract."

"Wait! It gets even crazier!"