Entertaining Children Gifts

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Come dine with me!

Zombie standup

Showbiz Awards

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Clown on bike.

The wonderful world of cheese.

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"We're following Carrot Top."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"Extreme miming"

Dinner at the Trapdoors

The Rooster Comedian.

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Comedy Cafe

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"That'll be five bucks."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'