Entertaining Children Gifts

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Come dine with me!

Zombie standup

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Showbiz Awards

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Children's Parties

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

The wonderful world of cheese.

Clown on bike.

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

The Rooster Comedian.

"Extreme miming"

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"We're following Carrot Top."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Comedy Cafe

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'