Entertaining Chef Gifts

Dancing Chicken - A chicken tries to save itself by performing a song and dance routine.

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Come dine with me!

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Cocktails on the verandah.

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clown on bike.

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Join me in a Martini?

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

Canape?

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Gooseberry Fool...

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

A Woman Holding Canapes

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

Time for Tea!