Entertaining Advocate Gifts

Clive Anderson

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Go team!

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

'Shouldn't we spend a little time on the ARTS?'

'What'll it be?'

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

Woman Life Freedom

"Two questions: What time are the guests arriving, and do you still want me to slice the pepperoni?"

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Come dine with me!

Please help: National Endowment for the Arts

Personal Cheerleader.

This program is made possible by donations from Don and Mary Doughaberg, and from lowlifes like you who never get their names mentioned.

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

'You have the right to remain silent...'

A Low Budget Philharmonic Orchestra

"Guys, I don't think that's gonna increase the number of Latinos on TV."

Hijab ban in Educational Institutions

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

"Viewers should be advised: the following debate on public funding for the arts contains violence and adult language."

Adult Magician

Useful vs. Wasteful Spending . . . Arts Programs and Missile Defense Programs.

Landlord makes a song and dance about the rent at a theatre

"Now now Mrs Butterworth, you were warned that there were going to be cuts to the arts and crafts budget."

"Go out and play, Norman—it's your job."

"O.K., so no animals were harmed, but were they adequately compensated?"

'It may be a waiter's friend, but it certainly isn't yours.'

'What's a knee like yours doing in a joint like this?'

Broom Operators Deserve Better

FREElance Artists

African-American Easter Egg