Entering Toddlerhood Pillows

"He likes it."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

A young Don King

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Swan Fairy Tales

The No No No's

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

A mum trying to dry an excited child

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

"She does this when she's tired."

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

Quiet Time

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

"I'm not against having more children, I'd just like to finish with this one first."

"I mean, he does have a point."

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.'

'Normally I'd be strongly opposed to a womanh your age electing a permanent birth control option...but in your case-'