Entering Property Market Pillows

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"I've invested in property..."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

Home Sweet Second Home.

'Your mortgage is under water...so what's the problem?'

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

Igloo sales

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

'They're playing house.'

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

"I'm looking for something a little more open pan."

Dog Realtor

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

Shoe house.

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"For sale £470,000 house included"

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

'If you promise to never try to openthe locked attic door, the owner will take $20,000 off!'

"With skyrocketing condo prices these days I can easily get $2.5 million."

"We're sitting on a landbank that could accommodate tens of thousands of new homes. We can wait a few years and generate even more profit..."

"I think we are finally ready to buy a house! What's the market like?"

"We've never regretted relocating to California!"

Real Estate Crispy Flakes: Location/Location/ Location

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.