Entering Property Market Gifts

"'Let's buy this place', you said. 'We'll flip it, and make a killing', you said..."

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"I've invested in property..."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'Your mortgage is under water...so what's the problem?'

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

Home Sweet Second Home.

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

Igloo sales

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

"I'm looking for something a little more open pan."

'They're playing house.'

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

Dog Realtor

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

Shoe house.

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

Monopoly game - "You just gazumped me!"

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

'If you promise to never try to openthe locked attic door, the owner will take $20,000 off!'

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

"For sale £470,000 house included"

"We've never regretted relocating to California!"

'I wish I'd listened to Sarah Beeny now.'

"With skyrocketing condo prices these days I can easily get $2.5 million."

Real Estate Crispy Flakes: Location/Location/ Location

"We're sitting on a landbank that could accommodate tens of thousands of new homes. We can wait a few years and generate even more profit..."

'Want a new house? Time to start groveling again.'