Enjoys A Catch-and-release Story Pillows

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

Bitchbark Canoe

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'You were right, you are in the placebo group.'

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

'Steroids.'

Man thinks about his wife while fishing and thinks about fishing next to his wife

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

'Another one-get the fillet knife ready ,Hank.'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

"Let's forget the Wizard and go see Dr. Oz!"

"All this just to take a selfy!"

'And that's what catch-and-release is all about, son...'

'OK, one quick picture... but then I should probably get him to a hospital.'

Something Like Sport.

'I'll never go fishing with you again.'

"An angel fish. You never let up, do you, Fred?"

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

David knew he had to make the first shot count. He couldn't take a chance with rock, stone and scissors.

Catch-and-release whaling.

The Salmon Man

"Can you measure this one and see if it's a keeper, Dad?"

'Catch and release! Catch and release!'